Australia Day Live is over for another year.
Let's review it in pictures!!...
This is just nice.
"I really should be assisting Karl and Lisa in the ratings battle with Sunrise but right now I really can't be fucked"
"The cigarette and the collar only accentuate my shit-hotness"
"Wear a belt, boy" - concerned parent
"Yes, along with making amazing pop music, I do a bit of pickpocketing on the side" - random Veronica
"Hey, security dude, hook me up, I wanna feel a drumstick in my tummy" - Veronica 1 to Veronica 2
The Veronicas hard at work.
"Why am I here?....Canberra fans are such bogans..."
"I wasn't alive when Blockbusters was on the television, so I have no idea who the man on the big screen is" - guy wiping his nose
"I look like a bit like Boyd from Neighbours, except my muscles aren't as big" - guy in singlet
"I have two plastic phalli jammed between my legs"
Testosterone-fuelled, 'yoof' rampage while Indian sex guru Ben Lee sings on.
"I'm not really into Ben Lee either"
Oestrogen-fuelled 'yoof' rampage
PopGoesCanberra = lost for words
"Hello! Hello! Nice to see you!"
"Take a walk along the beach? Sure...but don't try to touch me, don't try to touch me" - Girl with pink handbag to man in jeans
"I prefer to rampage, fuelled by testosterone, and make strange signals to bloggers, rather than watch a man with curly hair and facial hair 'sing' "
Need we say more?
Pretty lights on Parliament House!!!
"My name is Ricki-Lee Coulter and I am disgusted that Channel Ten choose to censor my 'Love is all around' video by removing the loving gay kiss on Sunday mornings."
Totally not-thought out rating for Australia Day Live 2008: 5/10.