1 NIGHT OF MY LIFE Damien Leith
It works I suppose. But it's not very EXCITING is it.
2 DON'T GIVE UP Shannon Noll & Natalie Bassingthwaighte
Well it's nice that it's about reducing suicide and STUFF but I think Natalie puts on a bit of a silly voice. Or is that just how she sounds when she sings slow songs?
3 SMACK THAT Akon Feat. Eminem
I'm assuming this is awful.
4 WIND IT UP Gwen Stefani
Well the goat bit is good but the rest is a bit unlistenable.
5 IRREPLACEABLE Beyonc
The "to the left" rubbish drives me NUTS!
6 I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCKER (WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR) Sandi Thom
Who is still buying this?
7 MY LOVE Justin Timberlake Feat. T.I.
Toes in the sand. It's great.
8 I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCIN' Scissor Sisters
Amusingly popular. I never liked it much to begin with, and still don't.
9 FERGALICIOUS Fergie
10 SAY IT RIGHT Nelly Furtado
Lovely, just lovely. So pretty.
11 ELEVATOR LOVE Guy Sebastian
You know what I think about this.
12 LIGHT SURROUNDING YOU Evermore
Pretty, very pretty. Not as pretty as Nelly though.
13 TOO LITTLE TOO LATE JoJo
What generic rubbish. Just AWFUL.
14 HAPPENIN' ALL OVER AGAIN Young Divas
Good on you, you "middling foursome" (Sun Herald quote)
15 I DON'T NEED A MAN The Pussycat Dolls
Well it's not that bad is it? It's not Steps though.
16 U + UR HAND P!nk
It's about masturbation. That is a good thing, surely.
17 HURT Christina Aguilera
She's disappointing these days.
18 ROCK THIS PARTY (EVERYBODY DANCE NOW) Bob Sinclar
What a load of codswollop.
19 FUNKY TONIGHT John Butler Trio
Oh Gosh, I forgot these guys when I did my "scourge on pop music" post.
20 WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE My Chemical Romance
Assuming it's awful.
21 WE RIDE Rihanna
Assuming it's awful.
22 PAC'S LIFE 2Pac Feat. T.I. And Ashanti
Ashanti! Is she still around? Definitely awful.
23 JOKER & THE THIEF Wolfmother
24 CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SOBER Evanescence
Disappointingly awful. Their first album's singles were so good and ideal for belting while cruising up Bermuda Street and this is just....unlistenable.
25 SEXYBACK Justin Timberlake
26 PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT Fedde Le Grand
Pretty sure it's awful.
27 Eskimo Joe
Not that bad actually.
28 COME TO ME P. Diddy Feat. Nicole Scherzinger
29 WHAT IF I'M RIGHT Sandi Thom
30 MANEATER Nelly Furtado
Quite perfect really.
31 TIGHTROPE Stephanie McIntosh
Nice synths. And bosom.
32 LAST CHRISTMAS (WITH FROG) Crazy Frog
Reserving judgment. But I do not dislike the Crazy Frog phenomenon. The power could be chanelled in other directions though.
33 LEAVE ME ALONE The Veronicas
34 LONELY Shannon Noll
Wonderful for doing the shopping to.
35 LOVELIGHT Robbie Williams
I just don't get it. Nothing special for me.
36 THE KILL (BURY ME) 30 Seconds To Mars
Oooh aren't we popular now. I can see the appeal, I don't like it though.
37 ME & U Cassie
Who is Cassie?
38 LIVE FOR LOVE Anthony Callea
Go to SWEDEN, not ITALY, Anthony!
39 SNOW ((HEY OH)) Red Hot Chili Peppers
40 PICTURES Sneaky Sound System
Quite good really. I like their sound.
41 LONDON BRIDGE Fergie
42 WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG The Killers
43 TALLER, STRONGER, BETTER Guy Sebastian
44 YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING James Morrison
45 IF EVERYONE CARED Nickelback
They make me want to slit my wrists (not really).
46 LOVE LIKE WINTER AFI
Australian Film Industry? WTF?
47 BUTTONS The Pussycat Dolls feat. Snoop Dogg
I preferred the Bleep one.
48 BUT IT'S BETTER IF YOU DO Panic! At The Disco
49 UNFAITHFUL Rihanna
God, who is buying this. It's just AWFUL. Strangled cat.
50 THE SAINTS ARE COMING U2 & Green Day
Not as bad as when we did this a few months ago really!